Wedding cake in the middle of the road

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So, some idiot in charge of the cake dropped it in the middle of the road. If the word ‘wedding’ wasn’t in this topic I’d have plenty to say about it. My understanding for something like this happening doesn’t resemble any symbolism except stupidity perhaps. Here are some of my own tips that could come in handy when carrying a cake: 1. Use two hands to carry, unless you’ve had cake carrying training 2. Carry your cake; don’t put in on the back of a bakkie! 3. Use the right ingredients and bake properly, you are not Cake Boss 4. The higher, the more hideous, so try avoid high cakes 5. Test your cake on a washing machine before transporting it…just incase 6. Never carry a cake again.